earthdad:

daftplunk:

earthdad:

who thinks they can fight me and win

Everyone

They’d be right I’m sensitive







darkwingdukat:

You: Space Jam

Me, an intellectual: Astral Preserves



  • You: Good morning!
  • Gandalf, an intellectual: Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?




reynbow-erso-skywalker:

So can we like…start normalizing the idea that not everyone dates or has their first boyfriend/girlfriend in junior high or high school?

There are plenty of people who go into college with little to no dating experience. There are tons of people who go into college having not had their first kiss yet. It’s not wrong; everyone experiences things at a different pace, and that’s okay. Don’t feel pressured into doing things you’re not comfortable with at the time just because you feel like you have to fill some sort of “quota.”



chessys:

i love when ur lying on ur side and a little tear rolls out for no reason its so cinematic and on brand



flowury:

i feel the extreme weight of doing something remarkable for my older self to be nostalgic about



captoring:

librarianarchy:

I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!”

It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love the implication you were there when it happened. good times right